SERIOUSLY???

We just got back from lunch with some friends and you would not believe the service we got. After awhile we were wondering if this was some big joke, but no, our waitress just couldn't process anything we were saying. We first start off with ordering a 'jumbo cheese fries' to split between the two couples. But I wanted to know how those compared with the 'chili' cheese fries and the waitress said that the chili makes it pretty soggy and she would recommend the just the cheese fries. Alrighty, that is what we order. Each couple then orders a '20 piece wing order' which can come with either french fries or celery/blue cheese. Since we just ordered a giant thing of fries wouldn't it be common sense to not order more fries. We had to bring up of the fact that we didn't want the fries, and instead we wanted the celery/blue cheese, and on top of that Adam & I order one more blue cheese. Waitress leaves and on we go with our chatting. A few minutes later a server comes out with a jumbo order of chili cheese fries. We all kind of start laughing cause we had a full-on conversation with our waitress about the fries. So we tell the server that we ordered the 'cheese fries' not the 'chili cheese fries'. Since they'd be throwing them out anyway, he left them with us and went to make some normal cheese fries. (first problem). Then the server comes out a few minutes later with both wing orders, and what is sitting in the middle of the wings... more fries (second problem). We all start laughing again cause we made it very clear that we didn't want any more fries and wanted the blue cheese instead. We tell the server we were supposed to get blue cheese instead of the fries. He walks away and minutes go by, like about ten at this point. Neither of us can eat our wings without the blue cheese so we finally have to walk up and ask for our blue cheese which we originally ordered (third problem). Our waitress finally comes walking up to our table carrying the blue cheese/celery... but she's only carrying one thing of blue cheese/celery, HELLO both couples ordered it (WHAT IS SHE THINKING!) (fourth problem). By this time Adam brings up the fact that we did in fact order this and should we be getting an order of blue cheese/celery, plus we wanted an extra blue with ours. So she goes walking back to get our blue cheese. And what next, she comes walking back out with just one blue cheese (we just barely reminded her that we wanted an extra one with our blue cheese/celery) (fifth problem). By this time we are starving so we start downing the wings but within minutes we need our second blue cheese. So Adam then reminds her for the second blue cheese that we've asked her for three times. By this time she had already brought us our check. So when we then reminded her about our second blue cheese, she takes our check and brings us a new check with this new order of blue cheese, FREAK! This lady should NOT be a waitress. And then after all of this awkwardness she comes over for the second half of our lunch and talks and plays with Lincoln. We are all feeling super weird at this point cause does she not realize she screwed up our entire lunch order. So we all sit there and don't say anything to eachother cause it was SOOO awkward with her sitting there. We all kept looking at eachother and wanting to bust up laughing. (This lady then had the nerve to say that she was the childcare lady at LA Fitness and that we should bring our kids over when we workout). Okay... here's how that scenario would pan out. Here's Lincoln, he can't eat peanuts, honey, or milk yet. (childcare lady)... 'okay, Lincoln, here's some peanuts, honey, or milk'! Wow, that was one weird lunch. SERIOUSLY lady you've got to be joking me!!!